The Official SunPK.com Souvenir Sticker Long-Term Exposure Effects Page

    It's Anyone's guess what happens from long-term exposure to The Sticker form of Sun's brain extraction (Group A), but we haven't been able to locate Ms. Anyone for her guess so we look now to our viewers to do what the news media spends more time doing than actually reporting the news: conjecturing and projecting (guessing).  But we seek the same kind of conjecturing and projecting (guessing) that they do.  You know, the kind that's witty and chock full of mmm personality.

    One early viewer of The Stickers has projected that long-term exposure will cause him to Pony for three hours without stopping at the next party he goes to on the 19th day of any month when there's a new moon (on that day).  He feels, however, that once he's had this experience which, we're told, he's looking forward to with feverish anticipation that the effects will be purged.  He did have an inkling that soon after the Pony malaise, it will be replaced by an irresistible urge to do the Mashed Potatoes in drug stores that play oldies radio stations and that this affliction (one he also looks forward to) will last for the rest of his life.

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